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Don’t You Feel Sorry for These Poor Screwdrivers? January 4, 2008

Posted by carpebanana in : Ramblings , 6comments

The folks at Engrish.com have provided this photo.

insulted-screwdriver

Now, you gotta wonder, what sort of insults could you throw at a screwdriver?

* A sharp point does not mean you have a keen mind.

* You’ve got chrome for a brain.

* Thou art an impertinent pox-marked tool.

* Your mother is a monkey wrench.

* You’ve taken a few too many strikes to the handle.

* You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball.