Burglar Plan November 21, 2007
Posted by carpebanana in : Bananalets , trackbackMr Music always has a plan.
Yesterday he was discussing a new cactus Devastatingly Handsome bought me. He was telling me how the pokes are really sharp if you do them on your finger. I mentioned that I do not try it. He said he does. He has tried it several times, and it is really sharp every time, even though they just look like little strings. As I walked away, I heard the discussion continuing with Miss Language. Mr Music said that “if a burglar ever comes into our house, (I) will grab the plant, pull down his pants, and stick it in.”
I think we probably ought to hang some sort of warning sign so that we do not get sued by any burglar who decides to come in and is subjected to such cruel and inhumane treatment. Of course, then he’d know to wear suspenders. And Kevlar skivvies.
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Mr. Music knows a good thing when he sees it. My brother would agree. He once sat on a cactus. My parents worked probably an hour digging barbed spines out of his poor little behind.
Ummm…this is off topic, but I’d just like to let you know that your thoughts and/or stories of your household experinces–in keeping of your sprightly style–amuse us and brighten our day. Also, I honestly believe that my Mom derives much comfort from learning that her children aren’t the only ones who are fond of surprising her with their…shall we call it originality?